My secret alter ego...
Adventures in Divorce and Dating
I am Krystal’s partner-in-crime. I’m usually behind the scenes, acting as her personal paparazzi, to capture her sexy life! Now, I'm joining her in front of the lens to indulge our amazing passion-filled sex life, and everything else we find hot and erotic.
Stimulating more than just your mind
Where the lines of fantasy and reality blur…
NSFW and intended for mature audiences only
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Some are calm, some are disturbed, some are lonely… but some are pleasantly busy!
Friends. Photography. Adventure.
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Indifferent to moral restraints; given to immoral or improper conduct; licentious; dissipated :: Synonyms: corrupt, loose, debauched, wanton, abandoned.
Krystal Minx 
haha!
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Poor mr dick! Having to forgo his duties on this occasion. Such a fun image. X
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Thanks BB!
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Mr. Dick would be welcome in our house, too! What a fun photo! ~C
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Thank you C!
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This is the second image (so far) to make me laugh this Sinful Sunday.
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Awesome, SD!
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Hilarious – I want one!
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LOL
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Perhaps you should buy another one with a drooping dick as there appears to be no remains of wine! Very funny, it is the smile on the face that does it for me
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Totally, without the smile, he just wouldn’t be the same 🙂
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This is so funny!
Rebel xox
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Hmmm… wondering what other tricks Mr Dick can perform?
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Haha, that is very cool
Mollyxxx
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Mr Dick loves his place in the world! An enviable position to be in!
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I agree!!
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Love him. He would sit around a lot here too. Not much unfinished wine 🙂
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I think sometimes we leave just a little in the bottle for cooking our next meal, JUST so we can put Mr. Dick to work – LOL
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Ha – this is hilarious! Did you find it at a novelty shop or adult toy store? I love that you named him.
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Krystal bought this as a cute stocking stuffer for me some years back, which is funny as SHE is the first to pull him out every time we crack a new bottle of wine! Maybe he reminds her of ME?!? LOL 😂
She bought it from some online novelty site, but they are available from a number of sites, and not expensive at all…here’s one seller where they’re only about $1.25 each and free shipping! Enjoy!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Novelty-Happy-Man-Banana-Wine-Bottle-Stopper-Plug-Corks-Bar-Kitchen-Home-Tools-/222332743905
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Jo, thanks to your comment, we’ve decided Mr. Dick needs a friend. The banana man is already on order. Pics will follow upon his arrival 😂😂
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Hahaha – thanks!
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Too funny!!!
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Thanks Sassy!
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I nearly bought one of those but I had issues with the concept of unfinished bottle of wine too 😀
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LOL
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Mr Dick looks … well balanced.
Cheery pics!
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Thanks Mortimer…we love him…he’s always make my us smile😀
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